Oops, all boys this ep!Camp counselor Mariah unfortunately couldn't be on this record, so instead of our regular format, join us for a special episode where Dan and Everett reflect on the topics of season 1 in their (totally up to code)...

Happy upload day, blasphemers!This week we introduce Micah, one of the last judges! Also explore topics of idols, and live-in priests! And in this week's Pop Corner, camp counselor Dan tells us all about the pagan god Pan!

Howdy folks!An eye for an eye sure does make the whole world blind. And that proverb couldn't be proven more true than in this episode where Samson gets crossed and things get wild!

Hello, dear listeners!This week we introduce  characters Samson and Delilah, get some child rearing advice from an angel, and see some Captain America level log (lion) ripping!

Hello blasphemers! In this episode we look into the life and times of another judge named Jephthah.And also come across what may be the bible's first gay character??

Hello Blasphemers!Apologies for the late upload on this episode. The next episode will be up Wednesday 10/30 per the usual schedule.In this episode, we dive into Chapter 9 of the Book of Judges! Abimelech, son of Gideon, isn't so hu...

Happy Episode Day, blasphemers!This week, Dan regales us the tale of Gideon's 300 and their pursuit of Zebah, Zalmunna and their 15,000 Midianites.Also in this week's Computer Room segment, Everett the Engineer talks with our hosts abou...

Gather round Campers, 'cause your fave bible camp counselors are back! Dan managed to break his wrist just after recording this, so we had to take a short break, but now it's time to get back to REAL business: Bible. In this one we teach you su...

Dia duit, heathens! Camp Counselor Mariah is back from Ireland, so go ahead and help yourself to your favorite non-bigoted pickle chicken and settle in for another installment of The Bible! This week Dan teaches us about a Judge called Gideon. ...

*in the voice of Julie Andrews*Dearest Gentle Listener,Now, you didn't think we'd forgotten to maintain our ongoing commitment to providing you Patreon content content, did you? Well, worry not little lamb, your shepherds haven't fo...

Blessings upon all ye blasphemers, for we are back from summer vacation!!! This is one of the BEST Bible stories we've gotten to cover so far as we continue in the Book of Judges with the stories of Othniel, Ehud, and also Shamgar was there. Mo...

Happy Bible! We've finally said goodbye to Joshua and are entering our Biblical Folk Hero Era. With no successor named by Joshua, the nation of Israel continues on without a conduit to God. A generation has passed and it turns out God'...

Welcome to church sweet flock! This week Youth Pastor Dan (YPD) tells us the story of Joshua again..but faster this time. Think of it like the notes someone gave you about the key takeaways of the reading assignment. There's some extra flavor t...

Hello again to all our precious Blasphemers! This week we learn about a very interesting event that  could only be explained by a divine act…. Sort of. Joshua commands the sun to stand still, which helps them while they save Gibeon (which ...

Happy Episode day, blasphemers!! This week Dan teaches us about how the Gibeonites made the diabolical choice to deceive the Israelites in order to secure their protection against being slaughtered… the audacity!!! After that, in the pop corner...

Blessed hump day congregation! In this week’s installment of The Bible, our valiant heroes raze the city of Ai, leaving no survivors. They then immortalize its king forever in what can only be described as… gross. And then in the Pop Corner aka...

Blessed Wednesday to all of God's monsters... but especially you, dear listener. We have an inspirational story in store for you this week. All about the conquest of the city of Ai, and also a quick detour to discuss the stoning of Achan. Doesn...

And it came to pass that a new episode was released! Behold! We're back again this week with the second mass circumcision event of the Old Testament.  Just before invading Jericho, Joshua realizes he and his army must NOT forget to get rid...

This week instead of your regularly scheduled sermon, we have a Very Special Episode featuring the Disclaimer Voice himself… that’s right kids, we’ve got Henry Rogland in the pulpit this week!!  Henry joins us to discuss his experience gro...

This week we dive into The Book of Joshua, involving Rahab's deal with the Israel spies sent to Jericho. More importantly, however, we provide our in depth analysis of the VeggieTales episode entitled Josh and The Big Wall: A Lesson in Obedienc...

This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers, it's... "Previously, in The Bible" in this Dragon Ball Z-esque pseudo-recap episode in which Dan recounts the Book of Deuteronomy.  So grab your salt, get in your Impala, queue up "Carry On My Wa...

BEHOLD, the miracle of resurrection!!! We are BACK, and unholier than ever! In this episode we discuss our rounding out of our Holy Trinary by bringing on our new producer, Everett Kemper! And rather than a bible story this week, w...

This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers: we're done with the book of Numbers! Couldn't get through it without a few war crimes there at the end. Then in the Pop Corner, we go on a long and spoiler-full review of Knock at the Cabin, which (sp...

This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers: GETTING THROUGH THE NUMBERS. There's a lot of names and laws in here folks, but don't worry, we have opinions to add to them, and Mariah has just found out that God eats food. Then in the Pop Corner, ...

This week it's a special episode for everyone in the flock! We talk to the infamous Robin, our hot Catholic friend! We cover her religious upbringing in Catholicism, and cover her journey to realizing why she didn't believe it anymore. We also ...